Here are 10 things you need to know about New York, I Love You.

10. An ensemble cast isn’t always the answer.

9. Never trust Hayden Christensen if he bumps into you on the street.

8. New York is a bit more ethnically diverse than this movie shows. Just a lil bit.

7. Orlando Bloom looks like a subway panhandler but still suggests grabbing dessert at Pastis. Um… how about a shower first?

6. Every time you see b-roll footage of New York you kinda forget what movie you are watching and for a second you wonder if you're watching MTV’s "The City".

5. After watching a lovers’ tryst (between Olivia Thirlby and Anton Yelchin) post senior prom you'll never look at Central Park the same way again.

4. I, too, want to spend my 63rd wedding anniversary at Coney Island. These days, who knew a marriage could last that long. We can only hope right?

3. Ethan Hawke has the best pick up lines. Pity it was wasted on a "girl” immune to his advances.

2. Shia La Beouf is an amazing actor. We need to see more roles like this and less talking to alien robots. But he can be shirtless. That's still ok.

1. Bradley Cooper is omfg smokin hot.

So this was oh ok. At least you get to see Bradley Cooper almost in the buff. Now that’s something almost every girl can love and appreciate!